I fell out of a roller coaster – I’ve no idea where the hell I am

The ride was called MegaDrop.

It had been marketed as the best white-knuckle roller coaster in the world.

A gigacoaster combined with a water ride.

I excitedly sat in the bucket seat and reclined as the shoulder harness fastened over me and the ride attendant checked the safety straps. Adreneline coursed through me as I prepared for the thrill of my life.

With an exciting opening video, the train of cars set off out of the station up the perilous incline.